The Big Pickle, in a cap and shades, carrying a golf club
Degenerate golfers · Epic destinations

Every great golf trip starts with a Big Pickle.

One guy plans it, everybody votes on it, and nobody can claim they didn’t see the group chat.

Big Pickle · Trip HQ
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Pick the place. Set the dates. Herd the idiots.

Already invited? I’m in →

Congratulations, Big Pickle. You asked one question in the group chat and were unanimously elected by people who did not respond.

How it works

Three steps. One locked trip.

46 texts and zero decisions goes in. One agreed, bookable trip comes out.

A phone full of pickle replies: plenty of opinions, zero decisions
01

Drop one link in the chat

You stop asking questions and paste a link. That is the entire ask of everybody else.

The Big Pickle referee holding a Trip HQ ballot for dates, spots and budget
02

The crew votes once

Dates, spots and budget on one ballot. Results show live, so nothing gets re-litigated at 11pm.

The locked trip card: Whitefish, MT, Jun 12-15, 12 pickles at $1,180 each
03

The trip locks

Top pick wins, the per-man number lands, deposits get tracked. Then everybody just shows up.

Ballot · Date grid · Per-man math · Deposits · Tee times · Trash talk

Start the trip
No app · No passwords

One link everybody opens.

Your guys don’t install anything or make an account. They tap the link, vote, and from then on they see the same trip page you do.

Everything the thread forgot, in one place.

The ballot

Ranked

Per-man math

Deposit tracker

The vault

Every trip you’ve ever taken, still there.

Each year gets its own album and record — photos, scores, who came, what it cost. The crew carries over, so next year starts half-done.

Three trips in. Nobody had to remember anything.

This year
Big Pickle crew on the 1st tee, Whitefish, Montana
2026 Whitefish, MT

142 PHOTOS · 12 PICKLES

Big Pickle crew on the coast at Bandon, Oregon, day 3
2025 Bandon, OR

96 PHOTOS · 11 PICKLES

Big Pickle crew at sunset, Streamsong, Florida
2024 Streamsong, FL

64 PHOTOS · 10 PICKLES

The roster carries over

Same twelve idiots, one click.

Last year’s crew is already in next year’s trip. Somebody’s out, somebody’s brother-in-law is in — add or drop them and the ballot, the dates and the per-pickle math all recalculate.

Pass the pickle

Whoever’s turn it is to plan.

The Big Pickle badge hands off in one tap. Every trip stays in every guy’s account either way — you keep the whole history whether you ran it or just showed up.

Built for your idiots

We know exactly who’s in your group chat.

Every crew has all four. Trip HQ makes them useful.

A pickle in a bucket hat shrugging at his phone

The maybe guy

“Probably.” For nine weeks.

Now he’s one yellow dot everybody can see.

A pickle in a hood and shades sneaking off the fairway with empty pockets

The Venmo ghost

Still owes $340 from last year.

The deposit tracker handles the awkward part.

A pickle with folded arms holding a clipboard of crossed-out course ideas

The opinion haver

Hates every idea. Brings none.

One ranked ballot. Democracy wins.

A pickle in a nightcap booking a house on a laptop at 2 a.m.

The 2 a.m. booker

Books first. Asks never.

Per-person cost shows before anyone commits.

Different idiots. One locked trip.

Start a trip
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Last thing

Your trip is one link away from being real.

Somebody has to be the Big Pickle. It’s going to be you — it was always going to be you. Might as well do it in four minutes.

Free to start · No app · No passwords · No 46-text threads